The other day I was crossing a freeway on the overhead walking pass and I had a beautiful little flower in my mouth. I tore it from a tree. I don’t feel bad for doing that. I think the tree knew I loved it and just wanted to take a bit of it with me. I was very happy. I held the twig between my teeth and twisted it so the petals would sashay and tickle my nose and I could smell it. Forced by habit, I took the flower from my mouth with my pointer and middle finger, like a cigarette. That’s one of my rhythms. I reached in my bag to grab my book, so I could fold the spine and hold it in one hand as I read as I walked. I wanted to keep the other hand free to smoke my flower, but in the process of retrieving my book from my bag I loosened my fingers and the wind blew my flower over the pass. I really was devastated. I mean it.
Last night, sitting in the bath with a book in one hand, I reached the other for another cigarette. There was no towel nearby. I risked it. My wet fingers soaked the paper by the third inhale. The cigarette broke and I saw my little flower flying away from me and towards the cars speeding down the freeway.
11:58 pm • 23 May 2013 • 14 notes
We’re friends, right? So you’re gonna keep me accountable if I ever consider getting bangs, right?
9:45 pm • 22 May 2013 • 7 notes
notveryraven asked: im flawless actually.
Yeah girl. Know your worth.
12:12 pm • 21 May 2013 • 2 notes
Amazing how many people read the term “Group Asian” used in jest and decided they never want to hear anything from me again. I don’t understand anyone. Unfollow my ass unfollow me do it now
11:22 pm • 20 May 2013 • 4 notes
To find new healthy recipes, walk up to a woman buying cucumber at the grocery store and whisper, “what are you gonna use that for?”
6:50 pm • 20 May 2013 • 14 notes
Siri, map me to the nearest 24-hour fur company
6:49 pm • 20 May 2013 • 2 notes
Chick in this store just said to her friend, “I had a dream you dyed your hair. You had like, very subtle highlights. It looked so pretty.”
I love girls I love females
2:30 pm • 20 May 2013 • 17 notes
Everybody got their summer fling set up?
12:18 am • 20 May 2013 • 3 notes
I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
(Source: girlveins, via barbieprivilege)
11:41 pm • 19 May 2013 • 27,106 notes
I guess I say shopkeeper instead of salesgirl or clerk. Also I say bedside table instead of nightstand. Grocer.
9:26 pm • 19 May 2013 • 2 notes
Damn me and the shopkeeper in this thrift store have called each other girl like nine times already and I’m SICK OF US
9:23 pm • 19 May 2013 • 6 notes
One time I went into work still drunk and two hours late and I vomited a lot and told my manager I had food poisoning from a chinese restaurant and after he let me go home early I went to chinatown because yum chinese food sounds good
5:39 pm • 19 May 2013 • 21 notes
Tofu is exactly how I imagine what it’d be like to eat cellulite
2:30 pm • 19 May 2013 • 5 notes
ivve been to so many places so please have mercy
10:51 pm • 18 May 2013 • 4 notes
Saturday night I’m at a coffee shop uptown (no internet in my apt) and I’m watching this group of girls on a bar crawl out the window. One is wearing a veil. She’s crying. They’ve stopped so she can sit down on a patio chair. Each girl is taking turns either hugging her or grabbing her shoulders and giving a pep talk. I can’t hear them but the Group Asian has probably said “Let’s just have fun tonight” at least four times already. Another girl just tried to wipe the tears off bride-to-be’s face but got her hand SLAPPED AWAY.
10:31 pm • 18 May 2013 • 15 notes